Well I'm sitting here holding in a poop because im to lazy to go up stairs; therfore, this might be a very quick blog or just a normal one, or a very long one depending on how lazy my fingers get. Well the most exciting event that has just recently happened to me would probably have to have been at about 8:15 last night when my Pittsburgh Steelers won the Vince Lombardi trophy at Superbowl XL in Detroit. They are my Oilers of the NFL and for them to have done what they did was incredible. What makes the victory even sweeter is when i get to rub it in the face of all the Seahawks fans at work and claim my $20 from the Hospitality Manager.
Now a friend of mine, some may know her as Sumo Anne, said that if i never had anything else to write about that i could write about her. I have plenty of other stuff i could write about; however, i think this would be the most fun. My favorite thing about Sumo Anne is her openess in sharing and expressing the gas that comes out of her body. She is also harder to score on than any other girl i have met in my life and consumes more food than most of the people i know. In conclusion, she is lot of fun to hang around with and if your ever hungry she always has a snack in her purse and a wetnap for cleanup.
School is absolutely amazing! The dishes i am making are so amazing that i could turn a behemoth carnivore like Fehr Bear into a vegetarian. The best dishes that i get to make are the potato ones. I had no idea there were so many ways to prepare potatoes. My favorite potato dish, by far, was the laurette potato. It's pretty much like the lightest, fluffiest donut you have ever had but its potatoes. One of my favorite soups that we got to make was the Mulligatawny which is like a curry, chicken and rice soup which I hope I can make for everyone soon enough.
Well i got to go the Cosby kids are just screamin to get into the pool. I hope to see you all at skirrific where me and Fehr have prepared an extreme sports demonstration that will occur in the snowboard park at approximately 10:30. In the words of Jerome Betis, "the bus stops here..."
2 comments:
You will NEVER, EVER, convert me into a vegetarian! It does not matter how appetizing your dishes may be, I will always love my steak, bacon, roast beef, bacon, burgers, bacon, pork, and bacon! As for the extreme sports demonstration, I have nearly perfected the triple backflip kickflip to 360 nose grab boardslide over the gap. It's pretty much the most extreme trick ever.
Wow andrew,you can really keep in a poop when you want to. You'll have to let me try some of your potato dishes!
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